Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    Tim
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Orange Tortoise
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): 
    Irwin Burfield
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle):
    (I’m going to use my other middle name for this one) WooEd
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    The Yellow Towel (hmm seems apt!)
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    Black Caesar!

(via cosmic-philanthropy)



He had had a nasty feeling that that might be an idiotic thing to do, but he did it anyway, and sure enough it had turned out to be an idiotic thing to do.

Douglas Adams

(via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

With this paragraph Douglas Adams could very easily be writing a biography of me…

(via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)


such-nerd-many-feels:

theenclavevox:

thetygre:

perlockholmes:

mean-old-levee:

what even was this film about

Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

Defining everything you would ever say during Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, or while playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? 

(via ennuiener)


Nice relaxing lunch break today in the canteen… where I was sat between the hotel manager on one side and the Training manager for the entire chain of hotels who was visiting from head office sat on the otherside!


pondicherry-baby:

I find the best way to get to know characters is to make art of them<3
This is for my webcomic Camisado (:If you fancy checking it out it’s on Smackjeeves here! and Comicfury here!

pondicherry-baby:

I find the best way to get to know characters is to make art of them<3

This is for my webcomic Camisado (:
If you fancy checking it out it’s on Smackjeeves here! and Comicfury here!


‘Honestly, Richard,’ she said, ‘I suppose you’re going to say you forgot again. How can you have the gall to stand there with two arms, two legs and a head as if you’re a human being? This is behaviour that a bout of amoebic dysentery would be ashamed of. I bet that even the very lowest form of dysentery amoeba shows up to take its girlfriend out for a quick trot around the stomach lining once in a while.

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

image

(via cosmic-philanthropy)




delicately-interconnected:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

christian-glibertarian:

tumblr.

Monty Python predicted our generation.

Oh my god

(via cosmic-philanthropy)



…and don’t even get me started on the woman who started giving me way too much information about her husband’s hernia operation!


Inadvertently ended up spending 2 hours as duty manager this morning… whilst rain poured out of the sky, and one of the plug sockets in reception!


'Fifa president Sepp Blatter meets Russian leader Vladimir Putin at the World Cup in Brazil'

'Fifa president Sepp Blatter meets Russian leader Vladimir Putin at the World Cup in Brazil'



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