…and there emerged from the car a pair of the sort of legs which sound-track editors are unable to see without needing to slap a smoky saxophone solo all over, for reasons which no one besides sound-track editors has ever been able to understand.
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Douglas Adams (p. 115)

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The interior of a Vogon Captain’s quarters by Nolan Worthington.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The interior of a Vogon Captain’s quarters by Nolan Worthington.


NEW YORK - (in comic form!) - March 2014Whilst I was in New York, I drew a comic about what I did. Now a month later I have finally scanned it in!


interstellarclaire:

A clothing commercial was offering “dresses from $19.99” on the radio, so of course I understood that they were selling dresses from the year 1999 and I wondered why this spokesperson was so excited about it until I realized how foolish I am.


hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The great thing about human beings is not only that we invent stuff that’s new and better… but even stuff that works perfectly well - we can’t leave well enough alone.

A short clip from Douglas Adams’s TED Talk - Parrots, the Universe and Everything - in which he responds to the question of what he has against digital watches.


yoursonny:

30 Days TV Challenge

Day 12 - An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times

Dirk Gently (2012) Pilot

(via svlad-cjelli)


hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.


'Trouble with a long journey like this,' continued the Captain, 'is that you end up just talking to yourself a lot, which gets terribly boring because half the time you know what you're going to say next.'

'Only half the time?' asked Arthur in surprise.

The Captain thought for a moment.

'Yes, about half I'd say.'

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)


I would love to see the Rocky Movies plotted against this too…

I would love to see the Rocky Movies plotted against this too…

(via gaghalfrunt)



clientsfromhell:

Me: We need a crisp, high-resolution image of your logo for the ad.

Client: OK, sure. Can I fax it to you?


clientsfromhell:

Client: How will you get the voice over the video?

Me: You mean the narration? We film the video portion and lay an audio track over it in post production.

Client: What? No. Why don’t you just have someone stand behind the camera man, talking into a microscope?


"You know what they say about an ant, sir. A friend for life,eh. Well, a friend for its life anyway."

(via thepalincleeselovechild)


hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Another method of temporarily blotting out their mind is to play host to a Disaster Area concert.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Another method of temporarily blotting out their mind is to play host to a Disaster Area concert.



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