officialtimwood:

Ah yes the familiar sound of *THUNK* “OW!” as I close my curtains and a spherical lampshade drops out of the sky and hits me on the head —__—

berodatheelf replied to your post:
You numpty
Thank you *bows* *bangs head on chest of drawers*

Ah yes the familiar sound of *THUNK* “OW!” as I close my curtains and a spherical lampshade drops out of the sky and hits me on the head —__—


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via cosmic-philanthropy)


(via gaghalfrunt)


October
Broken Bells
Broken Bells

justanoveralldisappointment:

Remember what they say
There’s no shortcut to a dream
It’s all blood and sweat
And life is what you manage in between

(via ennuiener)


clementattlee:

truly amazing

(via thepalincleeselovechild)


I just had to double check that this book on copywriting by J Johnathan Gabay I was reading wasn’t actually by Douglas Adams!…

I just had to double check that this book on copywriting by J Johnathan Gabay I was reading wasn’t actually by Douglas Adams!…


marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(via berodatheelf)


I was sitting on a park bench just now and put my coat down. When I picked it up again, I found my wallet was gone and fifteen pounds had been stolen.

(via gaghalfrunt)


clementattlee:

literally john cleese if he became a barrister

clementattlee:

literally john cleese if he became a barrister

(via thepalincleeselovechild)


annnsunn:

Иллюстрация к одной из моих любимых книг. Можно посмотреть этот эпизод на видео: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxE4QiF8Pdw (russian)
It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell: 
The Whale: “Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my… well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!”
[Cuts to a distant view as the whale hits the ground and spews up a large mushroom cloud of snow]
Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, “Oh no, not again!” Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

annnsunn:

Иллюстрация к одной из моих любимых книг. Можно посмотреть этот эпизод на видео: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxE4QiF8Pdw (russian)

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell: 

The Whale: “Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my… well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!”

[Cuts to a distant view as the whale hits the ground and spews up a large mushroom cloud of snow]

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, “Oh no, not again!” Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

(via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)



nuacomics:

Some great stuff from our first meeting of the new year! We created these by drawing a panel and then passing the page along to see where the story goes!

(The cat-hat one is my favourite!)

Come along to our next meeting at 12:30 in DS3 on Wednesday 22nd October!


hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Found a new book on my doorstep today! 

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Found a new book on my doorstep today! 




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